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{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}
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Lindamägi is a park in Tallinn, Estonia.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
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{"type":"knock-knock","setup":"Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?","punchline":"Bless you!","id":60}
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Comic Sans is a 2018 Croatian comedy-drama film directed by Nevio Marasović.
"}{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
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